You want to contact moi? How exciting! Via the blog or Facebook, it ends up reaching me either way. So have at it, matey! I want to hear a piece of your mind!

First, you could comment your thoughts on whichever post inspired [enraged?] them.

If that doesn’t float your boat, you could always reach me at datingthedistrict@yahoo.com with the suggested format below:

Dearest, darlingest, beloved Jules,

Oh! how much I adore thee, let me count the ways…..

[insert personalized adulation here]

All my love and devotion,

Your Biggest Fan

[Who Is Definitely Not Your Parent]